Thought now would be a good time for another round of 'Notes to People'....and this has nothing to do with the fact that I haven't had time to download the sweet pictures we have from our events last weekend. So, allow me to indulge:
- Dear 15-year-old-boy: I walked passed you in the mall and I noticed that you had a Bluetooth device in your ear while you were standing in line at Orange Julius. What could you possibly be busy enough in your 15 years of life that would require you to attach a perma-phone to your ear? Unless you are the author of "Eragon," you need to remove that silly looking device.
-Dear 8-year-old-boy: I saw you talking on a cell phone as you walked into "Pac Sun". You should NOT have a cell phone. Please speak to the 15-year-old boy.
-Dear Amanda Dickson: Every morning when I hear your voice on KSL Radio, I cringe and immediately change the station. I have enjoyed not hearing your voice for the last several days because you have been on vacation. Come to find out, you are one of the KSL Reporters for the 2008 Olympics. And, I LOVE the Olympics. Please don't be offended if I tune into any OTHER station broadcasting the Olympics. I truly cannot STAND your voice. But, this is not about you.
Dear America First Online Checking Account: this service is a great feature which enables me to continually check our account and ensure we have enough money. When your webpage says "Temporarily Experiencing Technical Difficulties", I panic. Please stop that.
5 comments:
I know I've said it before, but you are a funny lady.
Erica I love you and I never leave comments for anyone, but I couldn't agree more! I HATE AMANDA--just ask Peter. I make fun of her everytime she makes stupid comments (which is every time she opens her mouth). You are too funny! Love ya girl!
Ha ha, I freak out too when the website is having technical difficulties! And yes, 8 year old boys should not have cell phones.
Hope to see you later on facebook???
Haha! Erica, you ARE hilarious! I love these letters to people. Thanks for making me laugh today.
I love you and I love this idea! I think I might copy you ... unless this idea has been copyrited and then I will just move on past it onto something else not nearly as entertaining. Thank you. The end. Oh, not really quite the end ... when I was younger I used to think thank you was one word, like this: thankyou. Why isn't it? Hmm ... I continue to wonder.
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