Can you tell I like "The Far Side"? ::insert sheepish grin::
Well...I am one post closer to the ultimate post. And by now, all of my anxious readers have now phased out. But, it's okay. Let this prove who the "True" readers are. And, you might be asking why I am closer? Well, Brandon just bought the new Dell XPS 34219483 ZUTE desktop! And, it is amazing. You can even watch television straight off of the screen. Amazing. And, as if it weren't amazing enough...it records shows. So, if any of you missed "Idol Gives Back" last night, just let me know. You can come and sit in front of our amazing Dell XPS and watch it with us. (And, just for the record: we left for YM/YW last night, and after a two hour activity with the blessed youth in our ward, even after we got back home, "Idol Gives Back" was STILL on). Luckily Dell lets you fast-forward through the commercials.
So, since I'm one post closer (read: I actually have a fast computer to upload my pictures, I just haven't actually done it yet), I thought I would copy my friend Lyndsey (the famous one) and write some letters:
Dear Sister Perry: No, I am not Jamie. Please stop calling me "Jamie". My name is Erica. Jamie is the 13 year old cute little blonde girl in our ward. And although I am hardly flattered, I am almost 24.
Dear Carrabas: Your garlic dish was probably delicious last week when my coworker ordered it. But now that he has reheated it after five days, it smells. Very bad. Please put a Warning Label on your To-Go boxes.
Dear Carrie Underwood: You are beautiful, skinny, sweet, talented, and rich. Please stop that.
Dear Yolanda: Please stop emailing me. I know. You told me many times that I have won the Ukranian lottery. I just don't have time to figure out how many rubels it will be. And I also don't have time to read, and then delete your message.
Dear People: When a girl says she is sick, it doesn't mean that she is automatically pregnant. Please stop asking me. You're making me feel fat.
Dear Weekdays: Why do you go by so slow?
Dear Weekends: Why do you go by so fast?
11 comments:
yay for workday blog posts...and for my shout out :) i loved the letters and laughed out loud about yolanda. can i please come over and watch tv on your newfangled computer?
p.s. NOW who owes who an email?? if you can blog, you can definitely write back ;)
Dear Erica: Why are you so funny?
I also smelled the other co-workers Carraba's week-old dish. It smelled like Vomit! Literally.
I would say dear Erica, And i quote..."You are beautiful, skinny, sweet, talented, and rich. Please stop that." Ok so I dont know too much about the rich but still, stop that.
You are funny and I still am looking forward to the big post.
Erica I agree on the reheating warnings!!! Carrabas is bad smellen a week later. That was the worst smell ever!
Hey Erica,
I ABC tagged you. Check out my blog to see how to do it. Have fun!
Hey! I won the Russian Lottery, too! And the UK, EU, and a few other lotteries as well. Pretty amazing when you win something you didn't enter, eh?
For real, though - it has become my life mission to somehow eradicate those messaes from my gmail. Perhaps I just don't understand gmail's filter?
ANOTHER great posts! I loved the letters! Thanks for making "blog stalking" fun!
Hey,,,I'm looking for a ghost writer for a book I'm thinking about???? Are you interested. You shoot more BS than I have ever heard. Love it...MOM
HAHAHAH!!! Oh, man! Someday soon, when I have a minute to blog again, I'm stealing this. I think it's funny.
ALSO. I can't believe you guys updated your technology!! WOOHOO!!! I'm jealous. In a non-coveting way. You've outdone me...I had to look up what I missed from Idol Gives back on youtube...and I agree with you about Carrie Underwood. Freaking talented beautiful people. Arrgh!!
You just make me laugh! I love having such a funny sister :) Love you!
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