Something for your appetite...

So...I know I have been promising this AMAZING-ULTIMATE blog post in the works. And, I'll be honest with you....I have even finished writing it. Yep, it's sitting in my "Drafts" pile on my "Dashboard" (sidenote: brilliant name for our control panel page...love it). But, I'll be even more honest with you: I don't have the pictures yet to go along with it. Let me explain...
The only pictures that you see on this blog have been courtesy of a) google images, b) facebook, or c) stealing photos from my sister's blog. So, you see....none of them are actually coming from off of my computer, or my camera. Why, you ask? Well, the only computer that we have in our possession right now is the laptop my parents got me for my freshman year of college. Six years ago. Normally, something from 2002 would still seem "brand-spankin' new". Nope. Not when it comes to stupid computers. The minute you BUY a computer, it is already out of style. Oh, and I hope I mentioned that the laptop that we have actually has a floppy drive. I would probably still use floppy disks, too if people at Circuit City didn't look at me so strangely when I asked for where their "floppy disks were".
So...the point is: I don't want to post this one until I have the pictures. And Brandon and I keep having these great plans to take our camera to my mom's house, or to his parents' house and upload the pictures from there. And, I even brought our camera TO his parents house for the sole purpose of my blog-post. Project failed. I forgot all about it (my completely insane and unmanageable short-term memory will be another post). So, I know all of my two loyal readers are still in suspense. Thank you for your patience. But I didn't want you to be wondering where this said "ultimate" post was. So, I am warning you.

Instead, I will tell you about what happened today at work. So, this guy Chuck* works here. And, he is apparently in love with a "girl" that none of us think is right for him. Well, this said "Chuck" kept telling all of us coworkers (and I am probably the nosiest of them all) that he was planning on breaking up with her. And, we were all secretly leaping for joy. So yesterday, Chuck left work without telling anybody. That is NOT protocol. He had taken down the picture of him and his "girl"that was sitting by his computer, and he had left his cell phone on his desk. So...we were hoping there might be some good stories when we got to work today. (okay, probably just me. Because I live for work-gossip). Well...today Steve* comes over and hands out a letter that was left on Chuck's desk, and gives it to the boss* (I hope you're following along with all of these asterisks. Just stay with me here). And in the letter was apparently Chuck's "letter of resignation". We were all very VERY confused. But, me being the Jack Bauer* that I am, got onto Facebook to see what Chuck's recent activity was. (Keep in mind, this is a big thing for me. I don't do facebook very much). And, under Chuck's profile it said "Chuck is listed as engaged to stinky-mean-girl*!!" What?!? I know. We were just as confused.
So, here is the drama that I have conjured up:
Chuck didn't want his coworkers to know his "wedding plans" to the girl that nobody likes, so he just went along with the "break up" story. And stinky-girl* didn't want Chuck to be working somewhere that she knew people weren't on her team. So, he quit. He chose one over the other. And he chose her.
I'm calling Jerry Springer. This is good.

*Names changed to protect the innocent